Ralsei: Dear Lancer, This is not a Valentine. It is a secret note I’m showing to you as I’m writing it. Can you please tell Susie to stop rolling up all of the Valentines paper into a giant tube and then trying to get me to pretend to “smoke” it? I would really appreciate your assistance on this. And please stop bashfully pointing at this and yelling “is that for me?” If you get Susie’s attention then she’ll come over here and